It's Not Because Of The Cold...
I got bored and I found this in the news.
Polar bears' genitals are shrinking because of industrial pollutants. I don't know who would make a living studying polar bear schlongs, but here it is.
That would certainly explain why more and more polar bears are driving exotic sports cars.
Polar bears' genitals are shrinking because of industrial pollutants. I don't know who would make a living studying polar bear schlongs, but here it is.
That would certainly explain why more and more polar bears are driving exotic sports cars.
posted by Cosmic Ocean at 3:36 PM
2 Comments:
HAHAHA! You know, I just watched that "shrinkage" episode of Seinfeld the other day. Poor polar bears. I hope the chick bears don't mind.
Speaking of Seinfeld, I hope Kramer doesn't perform at the Apollo Theater anytime soon...
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