McAdvice

I haven't eaten there for ages...

So I decided to eat at McDonald's for once, since it wouldn't be unhealthy to eat there only once in a while. I laid it on heavy with a Double Big Mac and Supersized fries and drink.

That stuff went right through me.

It was already coming out of my alimentary canal within an hour. That was a stupid idea to suddenly go on a grease binge. I can't stand McDicks' breakfast either. Even if my digestive system is adapted to a daily intake of lipid-rich food, having a meal that is greasy enough to float on water first thing in the morning will make my stomach very angry. So from now on, if I ever go to McDick's again, I'm going to start with something lighter.

Like their salad.