I'm Hooked Up! (Call Me.) (^o^)_d
Fido sucks.
It's a pay-as-you go kind of cellphone plan, and it requires you to put money into your account, with prepaid phone cards, once a month. Otherwise, they will take away all the money that you have in your cellphone account. That's right, Fido packs a nasty bite. I, like all humans, forgot to put in money one month, and Fido took away the $50 I had in my account! I held and still hold a grudge with them for that.
If your customer, like all people, forget to fill up their cellphone account once in a while, do you punish them by stealing all their money? Hell, no! At least not if you want to keep your customers. At most you'd freeze their account until they remember to enter money, and then you reinstate the funds in their account. To make things worse, the usage rate is a whopping 30ยข a minute! One of my classmates called me with a question, and that used up all $20 of the money in my account!
That was the last straw.
So today, I had one of my neighbors who worked at an electronics store hook me up with a new cellphone, which includes a Bluetooth headset for free. The headset is perfect for when I drive. My new phone is a neat little number that is real thin and called the RAZR, because the silly Mortorola people can't spell "razor". With unlimited evening and weekend hours, I can field as many questions from my classmates as I want them to know shit. But I'm not dumb enough to put my number on here.
I have enough people pestering me for cheap Viagra, software, penile extensions, and a "good time" from Debbie.
It's a pay-as-you go kind of cellphone plan, and it requires you to put money into your account, with prepaid phone cards, once a month. Otherwise, they will take away all the money that you have in your cellphone account. That's right, Fido packs a nasty bite. I, like all humans, forgot to put in money one month, and Fido took away the $50 I had in my account! I held and still hold a grudge with them for that.
If your customer, like all people, forget to fill up their cellphone account once in a while, do you punish them by stealing all their money? Hell, no! At least not if you want to keep your customers. At most you'd freeze their account until they remember to enter money, and then you reinstate the funds in their account. To make things worse, the usage rate is a whopping 30ยข a minute! One of my classmates called me with a question, and that used up all $20 of the money in my account!
That was the last straw.
So today, I had one of my neighbors who worked at an electronics store hook me up with a new cellphone, which includes a Bluetooth headset for free. The headset is perfect for when I drive. My new phone is a neat little number that is real thin and called the RAZR, because the silly Mortorola people can't spell "razor". With unlimited evening and weekend hours, I can field as many questions from my classmates as I want them to know shit. But I'm not dumb enough to put my number on here.
I have enough people pestering me for cheap Viagra, software, penile extensions, and a "good time" from Debbie.
posted by Cosmic Ocean at 7:52 PM
2 Comments:
Don't know if you know, but I'm back in Vancouver. Got in last Tuesday. Looking to get a phone myself. The RAZR is pretty impressive, but I haven't really been out phone shopping yet.
That explains why your blog hasn't been updated for so long. Let's meet up sometime. I'm on holiday now until next week.
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