Blockbusting Action Bus
I was on the bus and a couple of punks stepped in from a stop.
No, I don't mean "punks" as in the skateboarding, weed inhaling genre that listen to Bad Religion, MXPX, The Ramones, or whatever. I mean "punks" as in those who not only have absolutely no worth in life, but also degrade the community with their very presence because they feel entitled to do so after their parents fueled their teen angst with shit like "rules" and "responsibilities" - to sum it up, the floating turds in the jacuzzi spa of humanity.
So since these turds didn't pony up any cash, the bus driver asked them to show their bus passes. The quickly flash a video rental coupon or something in a sad effort to fake a bus pass, then quickly went down the bus aisle. You know these punks are trouble when one of them looked like he just got his ass kicked. The driver yells back at them to go back up to the front and pay up, or get out. The punks opted for the latter and proceeded back to the front exit.
Suddenly, one of them turned around and spat on the driver, then they both took off. What a pathetic attempt at being a badass, by copying what another passenger did in a previous incident which landed the news. The bus driver chased after them. Although he was not allowed to leave the bus running and unattended, if I were in his position, I wouldn't let those two little shits get away with it either. Unfortunately, with a sufficient head start, it looked like those two will get away with it...
...until a cement truck driver passing by, who somehow managed to see all the action, pulled over up ahead. What I saw next really made my day. The cement truck driver takes a dive out of his vehicle and spear tackles the punk that spat on the bus driver, nearly cutting him in half!! Everyone in my bus cheered! He kept the little miscreant pinned to the curbside lawn, while the other punk made a pathetic attemt to free his accomplice by screaming hollow threats at the cement truck driver, until the police came and hauled the two away to a place where they won't pose a nuisance anytime soon.
I made sure I issued a consolatory remark to the driver before I got off, seeing how he had a tough day. Take heed, punks. Postal workers are no longer the only public employees you don't want to piss off.
P.S.Sadly, this is a futile message because this blog radiates with so much bushido virtue power that it will make any punks' (and hippies') eyeballs explode upon sight.
No, I don't mean "punks" as in the skateboarding, weed inhaling genre that listen to Bad Religion, MXPX, The Ramones, or whatever. I mean "punks" as in those who not only have absolutely no worth in life, but also degrade the community with their very presence because they feel entitled to do so after their parents fueled their teen angst with shit like "rules" and "responsibilities" - to sum it up, the floating turds in the jacuzzi spa of humanity.
So since these turds didn't pony up any cash, the bus driver asked them to show their bus passes. The quickly flash a video rental coupon or something in a sad effort to fake a bus pass, then quickly went down the bus aisle. You know these punks are trouble when one of them looked like he just got his ass kicked. The driver yells back at them to go back up to the front and pay up, or get out. The punks opted for the latter and proceeded back to the front exit.
Suddenly, one of them turned around and spat on the driver, then they both took off. What a pathetic attempt at being a badass, by copying what another passenger did in a previous incident which landed the news. The bus driver chased after them. Although he was not allowed to leave the bus running and unattended, if I were in his position, I wouldn't let those two little shits get away with it either. Unfortunately, with a sufficient head start, it looked like those two will get away with it...
...until a cement truck driver passing by, who somehow managed to see all the action, pulled over up ahead. What I saw next really made my day. The cement truck driver takes a dive out of his vehicle and spear tackles the punk that spat on the bus driver, nearly cutting him in half!! Everyone in my bus cheered! He kept the little miscreant pinned to the curbside lawn, while the other punk made a pathetic attemt to free his accomplice by screaming hollow threats at the cement truck driver, until the police came and hauled the two away to a place where they won't pose a nuisance anytime soon.
I made sure I issued a consolatory remark to the driver before I got off, seeing how he had a tough day. Take heed, punks. Postal workers are no longer the only public employees you don't want to piss off.
P.S.Sadly, this is a futile message because this blog radiates with so much bushido virtue power that it will make any punks' (and hippies') eyeballs explode upon sight.
posted by Cosmic Ocean at 1:33 AM
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